Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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