when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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