Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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