So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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