I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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