an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
should my penis look like a turkey
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
His nipple licking is glorious
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