He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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