And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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