Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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