I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it glows. i had to have it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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