Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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