Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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