Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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