Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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