dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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