If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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