I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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