You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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