What a fucking waste of an outfit
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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