you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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