He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Floor bacon is actually really good
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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