belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon