i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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