I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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