I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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