as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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