very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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