You really coming over, don't trick.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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