just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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