did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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