I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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