Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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