what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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