btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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