i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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