hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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