He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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