taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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