all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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