i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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