Its about making memories worth repressing
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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