Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You're like the curious george of whores
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
How external is "for external use only"?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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