If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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