i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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