All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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