I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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