when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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