Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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