just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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