If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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