I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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