Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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