You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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