I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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