'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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