do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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