I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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