Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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