Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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